Them Culchies is always here, all over the place, like cattle they are, smell a shite off them.

A guy has a few beers, then decides to do what any sensible person would - ride his bike down the stairs. Total eeeejit.

Thick as sh-one-t. Oh my God, she still doesn't get it, even after it's explained to her.

Irelands Dumbest Criminal . Brick rebounds off car window and smashes the criminals face. Puts him out cold . The car owner returns seconds later to have him arrested.

Pushing a car out of the garage. It's not rocket science.