Keith Farnan performing on BBC1's Michael Mcintyre Comedy Roadshow

When you can't wait for Paddy's Day

After Irish Water's amazing (cough) ehem 'success in getting the Irish public to pay for water (that they have already paid for in their taxes) again, they decide to tax air.

Bull McCabe sorts out those Irish Water scum, I'm voting for him, wish he was my local TD

Class shovel skills, now if he was a real man he'd throw the whole barrow up.

If I have to go over to the Shtates to get ye, and bring ye back on a Ryan Air flight. Across the world in the shky.

The final performance of the classic Riverdance with Michael Flatley

It's that time of year again, grown men will spend hours talking about nothing but "tuff". God help us. 

They all sound like deedle dardle doodle dardle deedle deedle dee. 

Everyones father out on the bog.